ouch
I had never heard this one before (H/T Tbogg at FireDogLake):
The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.
I guess that’s true. But the one constant in all of my successful relationships is me too.
I think it’s time for a little bit of Chekhov:
“Are you a success? Am I? Was Napoleon? Is your servant Vassily? One must be a god to tell the successes from the failures without making a mistake.”
